…the future relies on these four men known only as ‘The Fabulous Killjoys’.

(Source: cock-zero)

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attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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“gamecube is now considered a classic console”


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When you find good merchandise of your favorite series


and then you look at the price


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Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be. 

All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one: image

this made me want to watch hockey

that gif above me. is my home team. 

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It’s my boyfriend’s birthday today and I made him a sculpture. I have no real tools so I used a plastic spoon and knife, a blackhead eliminating tool, a nail file and a steak knife. Took me about 7 hours start to finish. Im pretty happy with it considering its the first time I attempt something so detailed. Praise the sun!!!

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